Thursday, October 18, 2012

Cadenisms (and other crazy stuff he's been doing lately)

This post has been a long time coming.  Every.single.day Caden says something that is new or funny.  I keep thinking that I'll write this blog and then he says something new and I wait.  So... if you've heard these stories already, sorry, and if you haven't, ENJOY!!

We were driving to dinner the other night and Caden says, "Old people don't have pictures in their house.  They just have corn."  Ed and I were like.. WTH
(For the Lashers... Ed responded with.. oh yeah, well does your girlfriend keep her hair in a box too?)

The other night we were getting ready for gymnastics.  I very firmly told Caden that he needed to stop jumping on the bed and get his socks on.  He responded with, "Well pardon me your majesty."

Recently Caden refers to me as Special Agent Mommy and makes me refer to him as Special Agent Caden.

Last night Ed and I put Caden to bed and a few minutes later we heard little footsteps upstairs.  I went up to check on him and he was standing in the dark in our bathroom brushing his teeth.  How do you yell at a kid for that?

Today he told me he had to go pee pee on the potty and ran over to try and go for the first time by himself.  I decided to just let him and see what happened.  He came back completely naked and when I went to look there were wet footsteps leading out of the bathroom.  I asked him if he was able to get up on the potty and he said.  NOPE.. I was too little so I just stood and peed on the floor.  Umm lesson learned!!

I was putting Caden's jammies on him tonight and out of no where he looked at me and said, "Mommy, this sucks."  Yeah.. definitely going to have to put a stop to that one.

As we were getting ready for bed last night Caden looked at me and said, "Please wake Tassy (Jackson) up.  I just love him and want to play with him."

After getting home from work the other day Caden was laying in our bed drinking his milk and I was quickly using the bathroom.  He sat up and bed and said, "Hey Mommy, do you want to use my potty seat?  It's really nice.  I love it."

Before we went home last weekend and met Ed's parent's new puppy Baxter, Caden would whisper to us every single night before bed, "I have a secret.  Ma Maw and Pop Pop are getting a puppy."  Thanks dude..

I was all dressed and ready for work the other day and Caden told me he had to go to the potty.  I took him, like usual and was surprised when he decided to re-aim and shoot my boots with pee.  Luckily, I had boots on and could easily wipe it off.  He obviously has reached the "terrible two" stage.

Aunt Susan took Caden and Jackson to the grocery store on my birthday to get some gifts for me and a balloon.  Caden let go of the balloon and poor Aust Susan had to climb up the shelf to try and get it.  While she was scaling the shelves, Caden declared he was going to get Sal the produce guy to help Aunt Susan.  Before she could say another word he was off and running to the produce section.

Ok.. enough for now.  I could write this much every day.  Next, will be Jacksonism... that child is just as funny and entertaining as his brother.  We are in TROUBLE!!

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